Wut? And all this time I thought the language was called Tagalog!  I do know some words though: kamusta, pinoy, pinay, bebot, and jeepney.  Heh heh.  Sorry FaceBook.  I can't be of help.

Here's some wacky news from Japan.

24 year old Japanese AV porn star Anri Suzuki is offering Chinese students in Japan to have sex with her as an act of apology for Japan's atrocities in China during WWII.  Suzuki who recently got her doctorate degree in history, did her thesis on Japan's invasion of China in WWII.  Grief-stricken by what she has discovered, she is now offering her body willingly to Chinese students.

Here is what the The Korea Times reported Anri saying about her decision:

"We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan," she said. "I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese."

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Has this woman lost it?  How does that even solve anything?

Actually-- on second thought, if she is really doing this to atone for Japan's WWII atrocities, this could develop into an interesting porno movie plot.  Let's call the movie Vengeance is Ours, starring Anri Suzuki and the People's Liberation Army.  You can use your dirty, JAV-infested imagination to fill in the rest...

In Zhengzhou, Henan province in China, the latest craze for dog owners is to send their pet dogs to professional dog groomers to make them look like other animals.  With special dye jobs, retrievers can look like tigers and Chow Chows can look like pandas.  LOLL!!!!