Chinese female rapper Namigirl - Nleader
I have just watched the music video for NLEADER, the debut single of this new Chinese female rapper NAMIGIRLMy immediate thoughts were: what the fuck did I just watch?

I don't even know if I can even call this music. 

The "music" sounds so awkward and devoid of any feeling and it goes against the grain of anything human.  I wonder if NAMIGIRL truly has a soul deep inside her because she seems more like an robot powered by Artificial Intelligence.

She's just saying the most random shit that doesn't any make sense and the musical direction is all over the place.  It's a little bit of "hip hop", Kpop, electronica and - oh my god - horrible, horrible abuse of autotune that bled my ears to death.

And it looks like the label, Kingwang World has spent some serious guap on the music video.  And seriously, what the fuck were they smoking or sniffing?  The music video, like the song, also lacks any soul or feeling at all.

Not to mention this tool who was frontin in the entire music video....
ugly guy with pink hair
Why, in all that is holy, did you decide to wake up one morning and dye your hair pink?  Furthermore, did you really have to make worse for all of us by putting on that bright pink toque?

Somebody please pray for China...


CAUTION:  watch this music video at your own risk!  Asian Hip Hop Times cannot be held responsible for any loss of hearing or loss of sight.


 
 
Singaporeanized Japanese girl
I'm posting this for the haha or WTF factor. 

23 year old Yuki looks like your typical ordinary Japanese girl who is quite pretty.

I couldn't even tell that she' a local Singaporean.  If she kept her lips sealed I would have thought she was a Japanese girl from Japan.  But once she opened her mouth and started to talk, the cat was out of the bag and all the Singlish accent came pouring out lol.

 
 
This blog post is decided to all you innocent boys and girls out there with pure hearts of gold and who have dreams to become a Kpop star.

See that picture above?  Read the subtitle.  That's exactly what this creepy judge from the K-Pop Star Hunt reality show said in English after picking a certain Taiwanese boy to go to the next round.

The full quote:
The boy, he's very cute, and he's very, very potential to exploit him...to make him into another star quality in the future.
Yeah...no shit!  The judge said it flat out.  You will be exploited.  How much more obvious can he be?  That's what will happen to you if you ever decide to become a Kpop star.  The whole Kpop music industry is corrupt.  Don't worry if your skin is too dark or if you don't look Korean enough.  Just run while you can.  Lolz.

Watch:

 
 
After that devastating knock out punch by Juan Manuel Marquez in the 6th round...

Introducing..... the Pacquiao sleeping position!

Just rubbing some salt in the wounds of Manny Pacquio fans.  Hehe  ;)
 
 
Namewee Indian Party
"WELCOME TO THE INDIAN PARTY!"  Lol.  This Indian Dance  song is from Namewee's latest movie Hantu Gangster.  It's quite a high energy and silly song that takes place in an Indian temple in Malaysia.

Yeah, this song is weird as hell because it throws in Chinese and Malay phrases and has Malays and Chinese dancing in this Indian song.  That IS how Malaysia though.  It is a multicultural country after all.  Malaysia Truly Asia! 

What a pity that the song length is less than 2 minutes!  It's so catchy!

 
 

While on the commute to work yesterday I managed to snag this photo of a Korean ajumma (old auntie) wearing a lamp shade of a hat, all poised and with her arms crossed.   

I guess the lesson that we can all draw from this photo is that we can never underestimate what lengths some women would go to preserve their beautiful white skin -- even as far as wearing a lamp shade on their head.
 
 
So Diablo III is the now latest virtual crack that has got all the computer nerds hooked, replacing World of Warcraft or whatever the heck was the the cause of their social demise before DIII.  The game is so popular that one of the teachers from Singapore's Tamasek Polytechnic decided to feature a 15-mark exam question about two wizards casting the "Disintegrate spell" on Diablo.  What kind of nerdy-ass shit is this?!
 
 

These two kids, SAiNT and Flashkid Summary, from Hong Kong made this music video called Crossover.  They have ruined what could have been a really great idea, having a Filipino and a Hong Kong guy rapping together on a track.  Yeah, but this song really sucks.  The guy on the right in right looks like some sort of Hong Kong pop idol or K-pop boy band wannabe.  He represents everything that I don't understand about Hong Kong pop culture with his weird hair and clothes.

 
 
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ashleyslips a.k.a. Petra Mahalimuyak teaches you 5 ways to dance in a club.  A stupid, but yet very entertaining video.

 
 

Booker T revisits his most embarrassing moment: "Hulk Hogan!  We comin for you nigga!"  One of the funniest pro-wrestling bloopers ever.  Props to the interviewer who brought it up with Booker T after all these years!